Speaking at a film festival in Boulder, Colorado, Alec Baldwin claimed that he shouldn't be sued by the survivors of the Rust shooting rather than those he considered potentially negligent. He added, "You don’t want the actors doing the safety check. They can’t even make coffee, they’re so stupid."Audience members, however, thought that Baldwin was excellent at cooking his goose.
In a potential breakththrough for monitoring animal wellbeing, European scientists say they have translated pig grunts into emotions for the first time.The first grunt they monitored translated to, "Yo, knock it off with the bacon, OK?"
In Georgia, Republican Gubernatorial candidate and white nationalist David Perdue used the Russian invasion of Ukraine to urge Americans to buy more guns."And when you do," he said, "make sure you aim at Ukrainians instead of the Russians."
In related news, Washington,D.C. station WZHF is run by the Kremlin's Radio Sputnik as a propaganda outlet for Vladimir Putin.The owners of the station said it makes a nice companion to Fox News.
In further related news, Netflix and TikTok suspended most of their services in Russia on Sunday as the government cracks down on what people and media outlets can say about Russia's war in Ukraine.A joint press statement from the companies stated, "We regret that the Russian people will no longer be able to access third-rate romcoms and talking cat videos."
In London, former pop star Madonna was seen leaving a restaurant with her son Rocco Ritchie.Asked how dinner with his mother was, Rocco said, "Wait, that was my mother? I thought it was Marilyn Manson!"
Donald Trump's presidential chief of staff Mark Meadows is registered to vote in a North Carolina mobile home he's never even visited.A GOP spokesman told reporters, "We told you there was voter fraud! We just didn't say it was us."
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