MAYOR ERIC ADAMS' FAVORITE JOKES

 

 Knock knock.

Who's there?

Donald Trump.

Donald! Come on in, let me kiss your ass!

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Donald Trump and Eric Adams walk into a bar that Adams just robbed. Right as the bartender is ready to call the cops, Trump fires him and lets Adams go home.

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What's the difference between Eric Adams and Eric Trump?

Eric Adams is more useful to Donald Trump. Also, he doesn't have to try as hard to get his attention.

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How do you confuse Republicans into silence?

Tell them Trump just called off the prosecution of the guy they've been calling corrupt for the last three years.

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How do you confuse Democrats into silence?

Tell them Trump just called off the prosecution of the Democratic mayor of New York.

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Why did Eric Adams stop being a vegan?

Donald Trump told him to!

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The cops are giving Eric Adams the third degree. One of them asks, "Where did that money from Turkey go?" Adams replies, "Search me! Oh, wait a minute, you can't. I just kissed Donald Trump's ass!"

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What does Trump's ass have in common with a lemon? They both cause Eric Adams' lips to pucker up!

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How many people does it take for Eric Adams to sell out his constituents?

One -- Donald Trump!

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A disappointed Adams voter tells the mayor, "Don't you know that Trump's
administration is actively working against blacks and other minorities?" Adams replies, "And don't you know I'm no longer actively looking at a prison stretch?"

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A reporter asks Eric Adams, "Is there another quid pro quo in the deal you made with Trump?" Adams replies, "Not at all. Oh hey, by the way, guess who just might arrange to have me named Mayor of New York for life!"

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