ELON MUSK'S FAVORITE JOKES

Elon Musk receives a visitor at his home during a violent storm. After tracking in mud, the visitor says, "You really need something to wipe your shoes on." Musk says, "I do. It's called the Constitution."

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A fan walks up to Musk, shakes his hand and says, "I sure wish you were president!" Musk replies, "What, and lose all my power?"

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A friend asks Elon Musk, "Why are your lips turning orange? Are you sick or something?" Musk replies, "Worse. Trump even spray tans his ass!"

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Explaining why he has succeeded where others have failed, Musk told reporters, "I find that people lack serious concentration." Asked how they can acquire it, he replied, "It has to be learned at a young age. That's why I'm advising President Trump to start opening up concentration camps."

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Elon Musk has a friend over for dinner. As the friend excuses himself to go to the bathroom, he asks if there's fresh toilet paper available. Musk replies, "No, but you can do I what I do and use the Constitution instead."

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Elon Musk went on his X account to address accusations that he is flirting with the neo-Nazi movement both here and in Europe. "For the last time, I am not FLIRTING with Nazis, I'm FELLATING them!"

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Three days after Kanye West's X account was
deactivated following antisemitic posts, it was again reinstated. Asked why West is allowed a platform, X owner Elon Musk said, "You'd allow it, too, if you were a pro-Nazi antisemite like me!"

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Elon Musk is having dinner at a fancy restaurant when he starts farting. When asked by one of his friends why he doesn't control himself, Musk says, "I'm just getting used to the idea of gassing Jews, blacks, and immigrants who aren't white!"

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