Music insiders believe that DaBaby will soon be changing his name to DaHasbeen.
In related news, Matt Damon on Monday insisted that he stands with the LGBTQ community
after revealing that he was using "faggot" until "just
a few months ago"- when his daughter was forced to tell him it was
wrong. Damon added, "I have never called anyone 'faggot' in my personal life."
Damon shrugged, "Now, my professional life, that's different. You know what they say about actors, right?"
A spokesman for the network told reporters, "As a consenting adult, Mr. Fawcett should have known what he was in for when he started working for us."
Lindsay Graham's positive test for COVID-19 has jolted his colleagues in
the Senate.
An anonymous Senator was quoted as saying, "We thought he'd have tested positive for something you'd catch at the Fox Business Network."
The arresting officer told reporters, "It made my stomach turn. Imagine, a 64 year old woman having sex!"
In related news, the overwhelming majority of the men with prostate problems are married.
misconduct scandal, in which he confirmed allegations that he’d masturbated in front of several women.
The show will be called "The Incredibly Healthy Prostate Tour".
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