Thursday, February 10, 2022

BREAKING NEWS: 2/10/2022

 In an appearance on One America News, Representative Majorie Taylor Green (R-Georgia) warned viewers about "Nancy Pelosi's Gazpacho police" spying on members of Congress.

Asked what she meant by "Gazpacho police", Green explained, "I'm just letting the chips fall where they may."


A recent study has shown that fully vaccinated people have a better chance of getting hit by lightning than coming down with COVID.

In response, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green said, "In other words, if you don't get vaccinated, you'll lessen your chance of getting hit by lighting. This is further proof how dangerous vaccines are."


Author Bene Brown has announced that she will resume her Spotify podcasts following the controversy surrounding Joe Rogan. Brown admitted that she has a "tremendous values conflict with very few options."

"And by 'values conflict'," Brown added, "I mean the value of my contract vs my living expenses."


In related news, David Crosby announced his gratitude to his record company BMG and Iconic Music for pulling his recordings from Spotify.

Spokesmen for BMG and Iconic said they were happy to comply with Crosby's wishes since it cost them more to put his music on Spotify than they did making money from it.

According to the Economist Intelligence Unit's Democracy Index, of the 167 territories surveyed, Norway was number one as a "full democracy", while the U.S. fell from 25 to 26 as a "flawed democracy".

Republican spokesman Zander Parkhurst said this was "further proof that America is on the right track."


In a Los Angeles Times/Survey Monkey poll, more Republicans are no longer watching professional football games because the NFL is doing “too much to show respect for its Black players."

Republican spokesman Zander Parkhurst said, "Didn't I tell you things were looking up? USA! USA!"

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