Memphis pastor Andy Savage received a standing ovation from his congregation after admitting to a 20 year-old sexual harassment incident involving forced oral sex when he was 22 and the girl was 17.
Asked why the congregation responded the way it did, parishioner Chester Hooten said, "It was the hottest story we've heard in years."
Upon hearing the news, the rest of his church congregation gave him a standing ovation.
An anonymous studio executive explained, "Now that we're not allowed to sexually assault women anymore, we have to screw them financially instead."
When asked for a comment, Allen, 82, replied, "That bag's too old for me anyway."
LG Display's new 65-inch television rolls up like wrapping paper when not in use.
An LG spokesman said that they're working on a version that rolls up automatically when Kim Kardashian appears on the screen.
In related news, O.J. Simpson denied long-standing rumors that he was the real father of Khole Kardashian.
Simpson told TMZ, "C'mon man, you know me. If she were my real kid, would her mother still be alive?"
LG Display's new 65-inch television rolls up like wrapping paper when not in use.
An LG spokesman said that they're working on a version that rolls up automatically when Kim Kardashian appears on the screen.
In related news, O.J. Simpson denied long-standing rumors that he was the real father of Khole Kardashian.Simpson told TMZ, "C'mon man, you know me. If she were my real kid, would her mother still be alive?"
Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God.
"And by 'prosperity'," she added, "I mean my own."
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