BREAKING NEWS: 9/9/2020

Fox Television Stations will revive Groucho Marx's game show You Bet Your Life with Jay Leno as host, in the fall of 2021.

The first secret word is "FLOP". 

 

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has told British lawmakers that the arts are “at the point of no return."

Webber was told that if it meant never hearing The Phantom of the Opera again, it was worth it.

A UK doctor was feeling queasy after extracting

16 years worth of earwax from a man who hadn’t cleaned his ears in almost two decades. “It was comfortably the largest haul of earwax and dead skin I’ve ever removed from a single ear,” said Dr. Neel Raithatha.

"On the positive side," said Raithatha, "the patient hasn't heard Donald Trump for the last four years." 

In the latest step in its ongoing effort to boost diversity both within its own ranks and across the film industry, on Tuesday the film academy announced new representation standards for films to be eligible to compete for best picture.

Fortunately, originality and talent are still optional.

Hilaria Baldwin, wife of Alec Baldwin, gave birth to their fifth child on Wednesday.

Alec Baldwin said he was "thrilled to have another child to call a thoughtless little pig." 

 

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