John L.C. Silvoney, the school principal, explained, "We thought 'darkie' was too crass."
President Trump's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is seen in Borat 2 in a compromising position with an actress playing Borat's 15 year-old daughter.
In defending himself, Giuliani told reporters, "Had she passed herself off as 14, it would've been a definite no-go."
"Coincidentally," she added, "that's how he feels me."
E. Jean Carroll, one of President Trump's many rape accusers, says she's "stunned and speechless" over the Department of Justice's decision to skip oral arguments in its bid to replace the president as the defendant in her defamation suit.
"When it comes to rape," Carroll explained, "Trump usually doesn't skip anything oral."
Cannibals Bob Lee Allen, 53, and Thomas Evans Gates, 42, of Oklahoma have been charged with castrating a volunteer in a black market gender reassignment surgery which they performed on a table in their cabin, where they kept other victims' body parts in a freezer.
When asked how Allen and Gates have found so many volunteers, their lawyer told reporters, "Here in Oklahoma, we don't believe in Obamacare."
Concerns are growing over Mitch McConnell's hand, which has recently turned remarkably darker. At least one medical site suggests that the Senate leader is suffering from peripheral cyanosis, where body extremities don't receiving enough oxygen-rich blood.
McConnell brushed off those concern, and explained he just hadn't completely washed his hands after appearing in a blackface minstrel show earlier in the day.
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