It appears that the advertisers on my Microsoft Edge entertainment page didn't get the message the first time I made fun of them. Once again, I need to set them straight. Remember, folks, anybody trying to sell you something by making it look legit is immediately a criminal.
"And give it to me!"
Well, they switched careers. You tell me.
You're not going to believe this, but there's something they've got now called a LIGHT. And -- hold on to your hats -- it works on ELECTRICITY! I know, it sounds dangerous, but hear me out...
Yeah, brace yourself to a lifetime of celibacy.
If they expect a reply from an enlarged prostate, hoo-boy, have they got a long wait ahead of them.
I wondered what happened to Eva Braun!
I already know my tip for thinning hair: start getting thicker! Too bad it won't listen to me.
OnlyFans!
As soon as I figure out what the hell you're saying, I'm in!
1. Elder porn.
2. Petnapping in Beverly Hills.
3. You can't go wrong with Power Ball.
4. Working as Madonna's Photoshop advisor.
5. Purina in place of Star-Kist.
6. Rip off people with ads like this.
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