Adams might have been only the second black Mayor of New York -- but he's the first to be indicted by the Department of Justice! That counts for something.
I'm guessing nobody had Turkey, illegal campaign funds, and Mayoral race on their bingo card.
And speaking of Turkey, isn't it a relief to have a country other than Russia, China, and Iran interfering with our elections?
Adams might have campaigned on ending crime -- but he didn't say anything about his own, right? No judging!
This should allow the New York Post to come up with a headline like DISGRACIE MANSION, or creating a photo of the Mayor and the other indicted members of his administration looking like the Aadams Family. C'mon, even people who voted for him would get a chuckle out of that!
Adams is blaming Biden for this mess, so that should put to rest the idea that Democrats are out to protect themselves.
Unlike a certain other former New York Mayor, Adams won't have cheap hair dye dripping down his face at his next press conference.
No annoying debate prep for a second term.
Best of all, this event proves that vegans should drop their holier-than-thou attitude toward us carnivores. Here's hoping the jailhouse has tofu, Mr. (Almost Former) Mayor!
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