SUBTRACTING THE ADS, PT. 5

 The ads on the MSN news page must work some people. I just don't want to know who they are.

Born in the 1920s, remembers the 1890s. What's the opposite of Alzheimer's Disease?

For most families, that's the only way you're going to get them to do it.

... cheapest person they know.

Here's an idea: stop using credit cards.

Stop using credit cards!

STOP USING -- Ahh, forget it. Do you what you want, I don't care.

Click the little thingy that says, "DELETE ALL". You're welcome.

It would be nice if you didn't have to squint through the image on them,
though.

For those nights when you just can't sleep.

Whoever it is, I hope she has better grammar than this ad.

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