BREAKING NEWS 1/3/18

A powerful group of show business women have started an initiative to fight sexual harassment in their industry after an avalanche of accusations set in motion by the Harvey Weinstein scandal. 

Studio heads have promised to lessen the chances of harassment against women by hiring even fewer of them.

CNN's annual New Year's Eve coverage was its first without Kathy Griffin, pairing Anderson Cooper with Real Housewives producer Andy Cohen.

CNN executives were pleased with the results, and announced they will continue with the hosts in order to serve "the all-important Gay Men Stuck At Home With The Flu demographic".

Judge Roy Moore continues to raise money for a voter recount, despite officially losing the Senate seat to Doug Jones.

Insiders say that Moore will eventually use the funds to throw a "No Parents Allowed" pizza party at Chuck E. Cheese.

Walt Disney Studios ended 2017 by purchasing the Fox Corporation

for $52.-billion.

Disney execs announced that its first order of business would be renaming its new subsidiary as 20th Century-Mouse.

According to the National Weather Service, lightning strikes killed fewer Americans  in 2017 than any year on record.

Al Gore told reporters that this was "yet further proof of how climate change is negatively impacting our normal daily life."



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