BREAKING NEWS: 8/8/2019

Adrian Hill, the former head of the HFC Bank, drowned himself in his swimming pool after being caught up in the subprime mortgage scandal.

Financial experts said it was the first time a banker rather than a homeowner wound up underwater.

Actress Rosanna Arquette raised eyebrows when writing on her Twitter account, "I'm sorry I was born white and privileged. It disgusts me. And I feel so much shame."

When asked what Arquette would do to make amends, her spokesman said that she was currently on vacation in Aruba and couldn't be reached.



Brooke Mueller, the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, can be seen in a video smoking crystal meth in a filthy van while her son was alone in a hotel room.

Cornered by reporters later, Mueller explained, "Well, at least I'm doing something about being white and privileged."

US State Department official Matthew Gebert has been outed as a white nationalist leader who spread Nazi propaganda online and attended the 2017 Charlottesville rally. 

A State Department spokesman said that Gebert was let go when they found he took that day off without permission.




Cable network FX has announced that American Crime Story: Impeachment, chronicling the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky scandal, will air starting Sept. 27, 2020, just weeks before the presidential election.

Reached for a comment, a DNC spokesman said, "The timing of this blows," while another admitted, "It really sucks."

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