Medical school applications have increased 18 percent this year in what is being called the “Fauci effect.”
The result of those taking out student loans is called "The lifelong, soul-crushing, suicide-inducing debt effect."
Nolan said that it was necessary for fans to have the communal experience of not understanding either the plot or 75% of the dialogue in his movies.
After being denied Geek Squad service at a Best Buy store due to his refusal to wear a mask, Ashton Ashby allegedly coughed and spit all over a store counter before spraying a beverage from his mouth as he departed the business, police charge.
A spokesman for Best Buy told reporters, "Thanks to COVID, we now have an excuse to arrest people who get pissed off by our lousy service."
In Minnesota, Usindini Christopher Colling-Harper, 19, was arrested for rearranging the letters on an Arby's sign to spell out an offensive message.
Made aware of the sign, Pres. Trump called it further proof of his administration's improving employment numbers.
Vanessa Lee Jones, 38, was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida, for masturbating next to a Popeye's restaurant dumpster. In September, she was arrested for similar behavior outside a 7-11.
Asked for an explanation, Jones explained that she has a thing for shitty fast food.
"Unless," she added, "those doctors wield jumbo-sized scalpels and multi-gallon tubes of silicone and lip-filler."
As proof, Eshed provided pictures of Rudy Giuliani and his relatives.
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