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"Anybody here have four extra fingers to make it 14?" |
Second, what's all the noise about this being the first American Pope? Do people not remember Pope Francis hailing from Argentina, which is located in South America? I realize the word "America" conjures up non-Argentinian images as hot dogs, Slushees, and Fox News employees running the government. But "America" is not used exclusively by people north of the Mexican border. Hell, if Leo were from Montreal, wouldn't he be technically American? As in NorthAmerican continent?
On the other hand, some things are too far gone even for the Almighty. |
As with the Ritz Brothers, the real star is in the middle. |
during his Bob Provost days and ponder this instead: Have you ever heard of any Pope having one brother let alone two?
Talk about sibling rivalry. It's bad enough when a brother makes good on the world stage while you're still stuck in your hometown.
But imagine your younger brother becoming Pope! Forget about "I'm so proud of him, this doesn't come as any surprise to me". Just wait until they go through a few bottles of Pabst Blue Ribbon at the next Thanksgiving dinner and one of them pulls the "God always liked you best!" stuff. Pope or no Pope, Leo's going to remember that Chicagoans have long memories.
Oh, and for his own good, Leo XIV better ease up on all the pro-migrant chatter. American Evangelicals have Trump on their side. And we know how he got elected.
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