BREAKING NEWS: 2/24/2021

The Writers Guild of America West is urging its members to sign a petition supporting Amazon Warehouse workers in Bessemer, AL, who are trying to unionize.

"Unless", a WGA spokesman added, "if it means an end to free overnight shipping. Some things are just non-negotiable, y'know." 

In related news, Amazon says that Samantha Markle's book, The Diary of Princess Pushy's Sister: A Memoir, Part One, is the best-selling release in "Biographies of People with Disabilities".

Asked for an explanation, a company spokesman told reporters, "That's actually a mistake. What we meant to say was, "Number One for Readers Who Are Mentally Defective."

 

In response to the negative stories regarding his trip to Cancun during the deadly storm in Texas, Ted Cruz told reporters, "Just don't be assholes."

Cruz added, "We have enough in the Republican Party already. Or do we? Let me get back to you on that."

 

 

 

The Qatar-based news service Al-Jazzera is launching a rightwing
platform for people "who feel left out of the mainstream media."

An Al-Jazzera spokesman explained, "What with Fox News, Breitbart, OAN, WorldNet, the Sinclair channels, Newsmax, the Murdoch-owned newspapers, the Federalist, the Daily Caller, the Free Republic, Blaze Media, and only about a hundred other similar news outlets currently available, we feel the rightwing point of view will finally be served."

 

Shanna Moakler is in a Twitter war with fellow reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian, who is currently dating Shanna's ex-boyfriend Travis Barker.

Shanna lashed out, "I'm the only middle-aged hag who's right for a guy who looks like he's serving a life-sentence for murder, dealing crack, and raping babies."

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