THE ONLY OSCAR PREDICTIONS YOU NEED

PICTURE: The one where you said, "I never even heard of that until two weeks ago."

ACTOR: The one where you said, "Who? Really?"

ACTRESS: The one where you said, "I can't believe they gave it to her."

SUPPORTING ACTOR: The one where you said, "Has he done anything before?"

SUPPORTING ACTRESS: The one where you said, "Eh, she was OK -- I guess."

SCORE: The one where you said, "Did we see that?"

SCREENPLAY: The one where you said, "They don't write scripts like they used to."

DIRECTOR: The one where you said, "You call that directing?"

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